He seems to have hidden my slippers.
Maybe he just put them on top of a tall cabinet.
But I definitely cannot find them.
Its been four days.
I would really like the back.
I can’t even get mad at him.
I turn off PBS and he puts it right back on.
The absolute bastard.

Maybe I should apologize to him.
Did I do something wrong?
Why is he screwing with me now?
Did I do something to upset him?
Maybe I found something I wasn’t supposed to.
Maybe he doesn’t want me to know who he is.
This would be a lot easier if we could actually communicate.
Are all relationships like this?
Relationship? I’m getting ahead of myself here.

I received a letter from my parents today.
It's for the new year.
So I’ve been in this apartment for a year and a half now.
Maybe I’ll get a little cake for the two of us.
Can ghosts enjoy cake in any way?
I still leave out an extra plate.
I would like the company anyway.
Nobody should celebrate a holiday alone, right?
Happy New Year!